Oh, shit, It understood us! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Banky: Must kill him, doesn't it! Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. Sheriff: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Be smooth. Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. Justice: Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. You need two hands. Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! Get the fuck off her. Matt Damon:
Brent: Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. After the credits, God (Dogma) closes the View Askewniverse book.[2]. It's never "Hey! God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Tropedia | Fandom [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Jay: You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Matt Damon: He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Jay: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Baby Jay: Two-disc set. This guy'll suck your dick. Okay, you two. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - New on DVD | FYE [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: The C.L.I.T is not real. Jay: Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. Brent:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdcompare.net An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. You know, she didn't tell me to fuck off once when I was talkin' to her, or pull out the fuckin' pepper spray or anything. Banky: Holden: Justice: Okay, play it cool, hot shot. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Oh my God. Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. Jay: What are we gonna do? Whillenholly: The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! Watch the language, little boy! So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".
The Untold Truth Of Jay And Silent Bob - Looper.com Willenholly: It's the new millennium. Justice: You know what? COMMANDER! When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Uh, Chaka? [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006.
Sissy, Missy and Chrissy | Villains Wiki | Fandom Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Brent: Oh, you're the executive producer. Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? Jay: (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? Banky: Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Chaka Luther King: Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". Who's watching these babies? When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: . This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. Then you can do the art picture. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Jay : What buzz? [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. 1 What a motherfucker, man! Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Chaka's Production Assistant: Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Let's go, misters. There are no inadequacies. Jay:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - IMDb Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. James Van Der Beek: Un-ban us. Well! Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. Especially you. Hitchhiker: Jay: [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? You went to film school didn't you? Whillenholly: Yeah, sis. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: .
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". Shaggy: The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. Echo Base: What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? It's either this or jail. Sheep are beautiful creatures. Dante Hicks: Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Jay: And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: He LOVES the cock. Matt Damon: Fuck! Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Love- Jay and Silent Bob. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Whillenholly: Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Fred: Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. Mules are GOOD! See production, box office & company info. As nasty as you want to be, papi. The white man stole it. Jay: Holden: Jay: [to Silent Bob] I'm a teen idol, dammit! Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Chaka: You're not paralyzed. Ben Affleck: And you've both got your own monkey. Shaggy: I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Whillenholly: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon:
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - Rotten Tomatoes Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Dude, I think I just filled the cup. You have a sick and twisted world perspective. YO!
Jason Mewes Interview: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back 20th Anniversary Jay: Yeah, for Joey, man.
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is Offensively Bad : r/RedLetterMedia - reddit Whillenholly: I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! See? More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Then I rub my nose with it. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Whillenholly: [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. Doesn't anyone watch the WB? Justice: Jay: Are you even supposed to be here today? So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. I've got a wiping problem. In prison, he'll be the pie. [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others.
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. You gotta do the safe picture. No, Steve. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Say, what's all this talk about farting? Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Wikipedia Randal Graves: Missy: Another white boy in this movie? They don't? Half's not enough? Sissy: Banky: Duck, pie fucker! This page has been archived and is no longer updated.
Amazon.com: Clerks III [Blu-ray] : Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson Jay: [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Well, actually there was this one time Clark: I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?